drabble for sophiap -- probably not the first time this has happened

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Title: probably not the first time this has happened
Requester: sophiap
Series: Doctor Who / Yami no Matsuei
Requested Topic: Who and Yami no Matsuei. Ten, Seven, or Five would be lovely, but if another Doctor works better, feel free to choose another.
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/622248.html

"Doctor," Rose said patiently, "there is a giant flying chicken outside the door."

"Giant?" the Doctor asked. "How giant is giant? Because I've seen some pretty giant chickens in my time. Is it giant enough to crush Big Ben under a single claw? Or more house-sized?"

"Okay, it's not very giant giant, it's more medium giant. Big for a chicken. And it says it wants to talk to you."

"Oh?" the Doctor said warily.

"About a library book from the Shokan Division Library that's five centuries overdue --"

"Oh dear," the Doctor said. "Just sat on the dematerialisation lever. Whoops."