drabble for starsandtildes -- don't shoot the messenger

[incandescens]

Title: don't shoot the messenger
Requester: starsandtildes
Series: Phoenix Wright / XXXholic
Requested Topic: Phoenix Wright character of your choice (pre-disbarment greatly preferred) + Yuuko's shop.
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/724310.html

"No, Mr von Karma, I'm afraid Yuuko-san is not available."

"No, Mr von Karma, I'm afraid she said that she had urgent business to drink -- um, to handle."

"Yes, Mr von Karma, she did remember you had an appointment, and she said that she'd left something for you."

"Yes, Mr von Karma, here it is. This lamp. She said that if you did find an honest man, please would you not murder him with it, not even defense attorneys."

". . . no, Mr von Karma, I have absolutely no idea what she meant. None at all. Really. Please put me down now?"

(Note: the Greek philosopher Diogenes, among other things, is said to have walked through the streets carrying a lamp in the daytime, claiming to be looking for an honest man.)

Comments

[archangelbeth]

**laugh**

What did Diogenes plan to do with the lamp?

[incandescens]

I think it was more metaphorical than anything else. "I am looking for an honest man!" (waves lantern around)

[archangelbeth]

*snicker* Mind, a magic lamp that revealed honest men would be a sweet magic item/relic/thingy...

[incandescens]

Tragically, Diogenes did not have a GURPS sourcebook available!