AU drabble for not_croaker -- no primary colours

[incandescens]

Title: AU: no primary colours
Requester: not_croaker
Series: In Nomine / Doctor Who
Requested Topic: Vapula would like to have a word or two with Auntie Beeb about the new Dalek designs....
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/857773.html


Vapula was not normally the sort to grow irritated with Ethereals. They were, after all, mere artifacts of the human imagination. If they transgressed, they should be appropriately pruned of unwanted traits and then reformatted into the proper channels.

However, when it reached the point of a whole set of new war machine designs having to be redrafted due to a change in human perception, due ultimately to Ethereal interference, and what was more, after he had already made certain promises to other Princes . . .

He surveyed a chosen group of minions. "You are supposed to be my best specimen collectors," he hissed. "Now is your chance to prove your dedication. Your skill. Your indefatigable aspiration to perfection -- incidentally, have you received the latest cyborging enhancements? And if not, why not?"

"We have, sir," a Balseraph lied fluently. "What is our mission?"

"Bring me the head of Auntie Beeb," Vapula snarled.

Comments

[archangelbeth]

That could be an adventure kickoff, I suspect! O:D

[incandescens]

And of course, "Auntie Beeb" (a local nickname for the BBC) would no doubt call on all the Ethereals sprouting from series that she's produced to help protect her. Science fiction, crime, horror, historical, etc...

[purplekitte.livejournal.com]

I was calling them the Dalek Power Rangers myself.

[incandescens]

Hopefully they won't win every episode. :)