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they don't exist
Aug. 30th, 2008 02:42 amFairly exhausting day. Very glad it's the weekend now.
I miss INS/MV humour. Well, I miss INS/MV. (French rpg, In Nomine Satanis/Magna Veritas, on which the later In Nomine from SJG was based.) That's one set of rpg books I plan to keep. Including the few (French) rpg magazines that had INS/MV scenarios in them. (Which includes the one where the Archangel Dominic gets trapped in a giant turtle, and the PCs end up fleeing the Inquisition as part of a complicated plan to infiltrate a renegade movement. Oh, and there's a demon with a giant apple-green chainsaw. It's specified that it's apple-green. I love that.
Why yes, it is nearly 3am here.
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ROSWELL TEAM
This team doesn't specialise in the creation of false futuristic items. It isn't composed of three members, nor is it headed by a demon codenamed Mulder, who definitely isn't a Grade 3 agent of Morax (who isn't even a Demon Prince, either.) It's ultra-secret, I'm telling you, and over-confidential: mega-top-security level, the Roswell Team -- doesn't exist. No, don't look for it, either. It doesn't keep itself busy with making false flying saucers appear over the skies of our Belgian friends, nor does it shear giant nipple shapes into the Nevada grass, nor does it stick stupified phosphorescent humanoids along the side of the highways (what do you mean, you haven't heard about the stupefied phosphorescent humanoids who piss around along the sides of highways?) and even less do the demons in it play with false-true-false stealth planes which the humans assume are UFOs, then decide are stealth planes, while the Americans have heart attacks because they know perfectly well that they're not stealth planes . . . In fact one shouldn't even talk about the Roswell division, because these demons who don't exist aren't doing anything, and it would be absolutely astonishing if they should happen to be working on a space station, codename Zaria, which won't be going up into space till next July, with prototypes of human clones which researchers across the world haven't yet created, or with synthetic brains which French politicians haven't had implanted via surgical intervention. So don't even think about using the Roswell team in your scenarios.
(from one of the INS/MV books, translated by me a while ago)
I miss INS/MV humour. Well, I miss INS/MV. (French rpg, In Nomine Satanis/Magna Veritas, on which the later In Nomine from SJG was based.) That's one set of rpg books I plan to keep. Including the few (French) rpg magazines that had INS/MV scenarios in them. (Which includes the one where the Archangel Dominic gets trapped in a giant turtle, and the PCs end up fleeing the Inquisition as part of a complicated plan to infiltrate a renegade movement. Oh, and there's a demon with a giant apple-green chainsaw. It's specified that it's apple-green. I love that.
Why yes, it is nearly 3am here.
---
ROSWELL TEAM
This team doesn't specialise in the creation of false futuristic items. It isn't composed of three members, nor is it headed by a demon codenamed Mulder, who definitely isn't a Grade 3 agent of Morax (who isn't even a Demon Prince, either.) It's ultra-secret, I'm telling you, and over-confidential: mega-top-security level, the Roswell Team -- doesn't exist. No, don't look for it, either. It doesn't keep itself busy with making false flying saucers appear over the skies of our Belgian friends, nor does it shear giant nipple shapes into the Nevada grass, nor does it stick stupified phosphorescent humanoids along the side of the highways (what do you mean, you haven't heard about the stupefied phosphorescent humanoids who piss around along the sides of highways?) and even less do the demons in it play with false-true-false stealth planes which the humans assume are UFOs, then decide are stealth planes, while the Americans have heart attacks because they know perfectly well that they're not stealth planes . . . In fact one shouldn't even talk about the Roswell division, because these demons who don't exist aren't doing anything, and it would be absolutely astonishing if they should happen to be working on a space station, codename Zaria, which won't be going up into space till next July, with prototypes of human clones which researchers across the world haven't yet created, or with synthetic brains which French politicians haven't had implanted via surgical intervention. So don't even think about using the Roswell team in your scenarios.
(from one of the INS/MV books, translated by me a while ago)
