what, never?

[incandescens]

This looks amusing.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

(taken from xsmoonshine)

Comments

[amethyst-hunter.livejournal.com]

Does it mean fics you aren't inclined to write, or fics you have planned/started but haven't yet finished? (I'm guessing it's the former, but I could be wrong...) /curious

[incandescens]

I imagine either's possible.

Cracktastic ideas

[amethyst-hunter.livejournal.com]

Sweet. XD

1) Akabane and Himiko as a married couple raising a brood of little soon-to-be transporters
2) Maguruma and Ban having a drag race to see who's the better driver
3) Ginji swaps Ban's and Paul's cigarettes for weed-laced ones, then sells the pictures of the stoned duo taken by Natsumi and makes a mint

[snake-aes.livejournal.com]

Only really got one - More innocent Gin. That is, Ain't no Mercy.

Wait. Does that quite fit?

[copperbird.livejournal.com]

1. FA cup fanfic
2. teletubbies
3. Caliah falls for the second time

[incandescens]

I had to think of it as a promotion. A step upwards, or should that be downwards. It was that simple. I had been a mere foot soldier. Now I was an officer in the greatest army possible; not merely the battle between Heaven and Hell, but the ultimate struggle between Destiny and Fate.

Even the slightest action could have an effect that would shatter worlds. Stab the butterfly in the back, and the storm dies.

No, I posted on the forum. I think your fanfic is crap and you clearly have sod all idea about football. Leeds would get relegated and none of that romance shit would happen. Go back to your tellytubbies.

There. That should destroy a soul or two.

[copperbird.livejournal.com]

Genius!

and I love the idea of a demon as a critic ;)

[incandescens]

http://www.handbag.com/competitions-offers/home/wagamama-offer/ might interest you, btw.

[xsmoonshine.livejournal.com]

Ooh.
1. Bunnies in love!
2. Youkai world reclamation
3. Saiyuki/Temeraire fusion (if only to see a *big* Jeep. =D)

(though, your output really is quite varied, One is hard-pressed to think of things you won't write. ^^)

[incandescens]

"He loves me," Gyokumen hummed to herself, "he loves me not," as she plucked the ears off Nii's rabbit doll.

The scientist struggled in his chains. "No, Empress! You don't know what you're doing!"

"Ah, but I do." She slid her hand up inside the rabbit, making it twitch and shudder. "With the power of this sutra, we shall reclaim the world from its draconic masters and make it our own."

Nii bowed his head. He could only hope that the egg which he had diverted, for "safekeeping", would prosper under the hand of its destined master, Genjou Sanzou.

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

as she plucked the ears off Nii's rabbit doll.

Bwahhahahahaha!!!

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

And because it's early and I was ripped untimely from sleep by the usual phonecall, I didn't realize that was a hat trick. Bravo!

[incandescens]

Thank you!

[xsmoonshine.livejournal.com]

Waaah! Thank you. You really can write anything! ♥

[incandescens]

Most kind. :)

[undauntra.livejournal.com]

Strunk & White's Excellent Adventure
...can't thnk of two more right now, have to go to work.

[supacat.livejournal.com]

1. The Bible - the highschool AU!

2. The one set after the Doctor turns up at Torchwood and hates what they're doing just like he hated it when Harriet Jones did it, and he and Jack become ENEMIES and Jack has to choose between the Doctor and the mission and chooses the mission.

3. DracoisaveelaandHarryishismate!

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

In which Snape is discovered to have a secret fetish: cross-dressing in schoolgirl uniforms and singing karaoke show tunes. And his audience must be wearing nothing but peanut butter.

(Sorry... that's as vile as I can come up with right now...)

I love the Youkai World Reclamation one! :3