AU drabble for mei_yanohi -- what happens at beach party stays at beach party

Title: AU: what happens at beach party stays at beach party
Requester: mei_yanohi
Series: Supernatural / Bleach
Requested Topic: What if Sam and Dean ran into some Reapers from Asia...? Why Death Gods from Japan would be in America, I couldn't say... Vizored on vacation? Shunsui and Jyuushirou would also be amusing. But in SPN, gods from other countries do tend to travel, especially due to the whole Apocalypse thing, so...
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/857773.html


"You boys were supposed to be investigating," Bobby snapped. "That meant, or at least it did last time I checked it, going in with a bit of caution and watching your back."

"Oh, it wasn't a problem," Dean said, swaying. "Perfectly normal natural sorta ghosts. They were just having a beach party, see."

"Beach party," Sam said, and giggled. He leaned against Dean. There were lipstick marks all over his collar.

"Sam can't hold his drink," Dean confided. "See, we were going to have a sword fight, but I said that I don't bring a sword to a shotgun party, and then this big guy in a pink shirt said it was a party and we had to have a -- have a -- have a drink first."

"Pink is a pretty colour," Sam informed the room.

"And I was totally all right to drive," Dean insisted. "'xcept this lady said that she'd drive instead. And I never say no to a lady. Right?"

"Right," Sam agreed.

"Are you telling me that there's a ghost out there?" Bobby grabbed for the holy water.

"I wouldn't like to enter without an invitation," Unohana Retsu said, appearing in the doorway.

Bobby put down the holy water and slapped his forehead, hard. "Shit. Pardon my language. Might have known that you'd be involved, ma'am."

"Indeed you should," Unohana said. "And as for these boys --"

"Urgle," Sam said, and slumped to the floor.

"Nude volleyball!" Dean yelled.

Bobby raised an eyebrow.

Unohana smiled gently.

Eyeblinder, Sorrowsower, Beanslicer, and several others

They are redecorating at work, and it stinks of new carpet and new paint, and I am getting headaches. Bah.

It had better be over very soon.

(New chapter of Bleach was excellent and has left me eager for next week.)

(Have just remembered to submit prompts for springkink -- since I believe the last day for prompt submission is tomorrow, anyone who intends to do so should probably do so fast.)

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Out of the dark places; out of the howling mists; out of the lands without sun; out of Ghonorea came tall Catharz, with the moody sword Oakslayer in his right hand, the cursed spear Bloodlicker in his left hand, the evil bow Deathsinger on his back together with his quiver full of fearful rune-fletched arrows, Heartseeker, Goregreedy, Soulsnatcher, Orphanmaker, Eyeblinder, Sorrowsower, Beanslicer, and several others.

Where his right eye should have been there was a jewel of slumbering scarlet whose colour sometimes shifted to smouldering blue, and in the place of his left eye was a many-faceted crystal, which pulsed as if possessed of independent life. Where Catharz had once had a right hand, now a thing of iron, wood and carved amethyst sat upon his stump; nine-fingered, alien, cut by Catharz from the creature who had sliced off his own hand. Catharz' left hand was at first merely gauntleted, but when one looked further it could be observed that the gauntlet was in fact a many jointed limb of silver, gold and lapis lazuli, but as Catharz rode by, those who saw him pass remarked not on the murmuring sword in his right hand, not on the whispering spear in his left hand, not on the whining bow upon his back or the grumbling arrows in the quiver; neither did they remark on his right eye of slumbering scarlet, his left eye of pulsing crystal, his nine-fingered right hand, his shining metallic left hand; they saw only the fearful foot of Cwlwwymwn which throbbed in the stirrup at his mount's right flank.

-- The Stone Thing, Michael Moorcock