drabble for yhibiki

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. . . Saiyuki, Gojyo, the women, and a jealous Hakkai . . .

"Hakkai?"

"Yes, Gokuu?"

"What were all those noises last night?"

"Gojou fell over."

"But he was going straight up to bed!"

"So he was."

"But what did he fall over?"

"Me."

"But why was there so much screaming?"

"I wasn't screaming."

"And the crunching?"

"That was the bedframe."

"And the whimpering noises?"

"I'm sure there was a perfectly good reason for them."

"And the begging for mercy?"

"Was very gratifying."

"And, um . . . er, why was that woman who went upstairs with Gojou found hanging from the windowsill by her fingernails?"

"Dear me, Gokuu. How should I know?"