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http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/what-i-did-over-christmas-vacation/ -- certainly more dramatic than anything I did over Christmas.

The weather today didn't quite get into fullscale rain (or at least not while I was outside) but it did think about it and patter on me a few times. The sky was a lovely whorl of mixed greys and blacks, the sort of thing that would make splendid colours for yarn.

I've really come to like variegated (or whatever the proper term for them is) yarns. Not that straight colours aren't also wonderful, but the mingled-colour sort can be so gorgeous. Or perhaps I've just been lucky in my encounters.

I'm waiting for the cold weather to hit.

---

The Witches' Wood

There was a wood, a witches' wood,
All the trees therein were pale.
They bore no branches green and good,
But as it were a gray nun's veil.

They talked and chattered in the wind
From morning dawn to set of sun,
Like men and women that have sinned,
Whose thousand evil tongues are one.

Their roots were like the hands of men,
Grown hard and brown with clutching gold.
Their foliage women's tresses when
The hair is withered, thin, and old.

There never did a sweet bird sing
For happy love about his nest.
The clustered bats in evil wing
Each hollow trunk and bough possessed.

And in the midst a pool there lay
Of water white, as tho' a scare
Had frightened off the eye of day
And kept the Moon reflected there.

-- Mary E. Coleridge

Date: 2007-01-14 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
500 gummi bears!! How awesome is that? 500 gummi bears! The moiling hordes of Mordor in day-glo colour! How utterly cool!

The sky was a lovely whorl of mixed greys and blacks, the sort of thing that would make splendid colours for yarn.

I look forward to when this sort of thing starts cropping up in your professional writing and a bunch of male-type gamers are left going 'Say *what*?' (Even not-a-knitter I knows exactly what you mean. 'It's a chick thing, don't sweat it.')

Date: 2007-01-14 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
I said nothing about "500 gummi bears march to their deaths and I didn't get to eat even one boo-hoo!" Nothing. I swear. Did *you* see me say anything about "500 gummi bears march to their deaths and I didn't get to eat even one boo-hoo!" No. I said "500 gummi bears" and the rest- the rest is silence. Really. I so want a gummi bear or twelve just now.

(Dream on. It's a pleasing fantasy.)

Date: 2007-01-14 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
Thank you for the offer, but in fact gummi bears are available here, even at this hour if I wanted to trek out to the 24-hour store. Alas, however much I love gummi bears, gummi bears (likewise gummi worms, jelly babies and jelly tots) do not love me and the tummi upsets (sorry) aren't worth it.

(Nibble on their tiny feet.)

Date: 2007-01-14 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalonjones.livejournal.com
Every time I think I am worthless, I find something like this on the internet which PROVES to me that I irrevocably suck, for I have never done something as unforgettable as recreate the siege at Helm's Deep in various candies. :)

Date: 2007-01-14 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
Well, but look. You could have spent your two weeks with [livejournal.com profile] kagenami modelling the Battle of Helm's Deep in gummi bears and tootsie rolls, but me, I'd have called that a waste of two weeks with [livejournal.com profile] kagenami. Y'know, just personally.

Date: 2007-01-14 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalonjones.livejournal.com
Inasmuch as [livejournal.com profile] kagenami isn't all that much into LoTR, it would've indeed been a colossal waste of time. We found other ways to amuse ourselves. :)

Hey, that Helm's Deep scene didn't have a single Peep in it!

Date: 2007-01-15 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
If [livejournal.com profile] kagenami had been there, you know there'd have been Peeps! And Marshmallow Kings too!

Date: 2007-01-15 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
Numenor sank in a sea of melted chocolate. Fact.

Date: 2007-01-14 07:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] doire
I wonder if there's a market for detailed gummi figures? Commercially sound because gamers would have to keep buying them and practical because they'd never need dusting.

My daughter paints sugar flowers with edible colours; I think it would be a really bad idea to go excavating for the moulds in my son's bedroom.

Down bad bunny, they're probably too contaminated anyway.

The Site That Keeps on Giving

Date: 2007-01-15 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
I've just been reading the comments on that things. Amidst the well-earned squee, we have

The Nerds, unavoidable if it's LotR:
--I don’t think there were catapults at the Battle of Helm’s Deep. You’re confusing this with the Battle of the Pellenor Fields.
--...this was only accurate to the movies and not the true, written versions (there were NO elven armies at the battle of helm’s deep, only men, gimli, legolas, and gandalf and the ents at the end)...
--...number one, in the scene where Theoden and Aragorn charge into the swarm of Orcs, they everyone has swords, not spears. Number Two, the Keep is brown and grey stone
--any fool that charged as Gandalf did would be dead. Charging horses vs pikes means dead horses, that is what pikes are for. But you are not at fault for the movies flaws. But please read the book some time.

and the Dorks, unavoidable if a guy is talking about something *he* did:
--You did say “my girlfriend”? Are sure she is not just in your head?
--You are a loser and so is everyone who thinks this is cool. What a giant waste of time.
--this sucks. I was really disappointed. life. you need a life. but i gotta give you effort for trying

seguing into the Terminally Humourless, who need to succumb to advanced constipation:
--I am bemused, nevertheless I acknowledge the skill and innocent-fun attitude of the endeavour and the humour of the post. I look forward to the time when (1) nobody eats candy and dentists are far less busy and (2) when Western Capitalism & Democracy prevails so that, consequently, nobody is hungry and everyone can waste food and not feel guilty. Or was the glue edible too?
--You had a cute idea. Unfortuantely, in all honesty, this thing is hideous–it is like something a ten year old would do as a school project.... If you google “gingerbread house” you will come up with a TON of ideas about how to improve your technique. I look forward to seeing more.
--it’s quite the accomplishment to be sure, but…why? at least when i make something, it’s got some functional use, or artistic merit (read monetary value). what inspires someone to make something of this scale? isn’t a gingerbread house enough? our gingerbread house (which there are no photos of, thanks alot kodak) featured a tank busting through the front door and swat members storming the house from every angle.

Good times, good times.

Re: The Site That Keeps on Giving

Date: 2007-01-15 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
Zen thoughts. Though I'm still blinking gently at the guy whose SWAT team on the roof of a gingerbread house (with a TANK through the front door!!!) is so much more practical than 500+ gummi bears storming Helm's Deep.

Re: The Site That Keeps on Giving

Date: 2007-01-15 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com
(whimpers at the thought) Molten chocolate and candied orange peel...

Re: The Site That Keeps on Giving

Date: 2007-01-16 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalonjones.livejournal.com
Fudge?! Chocolate?! STOP! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! *faints dead away*

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