drabble for boymonster -- in which several episodes get cut short

[incandescens]

Title:
Requester: boymonster
Series: Firefly / Blake's Seven
Requested Topic: Ever tried the Crew of Serenity coming across the Liberator instead of Blake's fugitives? What's Jayne's reaction to Zen? Of course, scooting it ahead a bit to Mal meeting Servalan for the first time would probably also be hilarious.
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/724310.html

"Well, hell, Travis or whoever you are," Mal said, "I'd like to apologise for the little awkwardness. I've got this bad history with slinky whores getting persuasive on me, and I didn't realise it was your President or whatever when I shot her. I've always believed in equality of the sexes, which means that I've got a right to shoot 'em before they shoot me. I'd offer her a chance to shoot back, but me and my crew figure to be somewhere else. Oh, and don't bother about the Orac thing. It took one look at River and fused itself."

Comments

[sophiap.livejournal.com]

Perfect.

[incandescens]

Thank you!

[marith.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahah! Oh, someone needs to write more of this. Avon vs. Mal!

[incandescens]

Cynic + Cynic = probably the two of them staying well away from each other. :)

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

Or Avon/Saffron.

[incandescens]

I suspect he'd distrust her even faster than Mal did.

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

That's just beautiful.

One wonders exactly how long it would take Saffron to rise to the Presidency.

[incandescens]

Possibly fast, but Servalan has more staying power. :)

[boymonster.livejournal.com]

I approve.

Next up - Vila meets Inara, and the awkwardness meter goes off the scale.

[incandescens]

You can write that one. :)