incandescens | AU drabble for mei_yanohi -- what happens at beach party stays at beach party

Title: AU: what happens at beach party stays at beach party
Requester:

mei_yanohi
Series: Supernatural / Bleach
Requested Topic: What if Sam and Dean ran into some Reapers from Asia...? Why Death Gods from Japan would be in America, I couldn't say... Vizored on vacation? Shunsui and Jyuushirou would also be amusing. But in SPN, gods from other countries do tend to travel, especially due to the whole Apocalypse thing, so...
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/857773.html

"You boys were supposed to be investigating," Bobby snapped. "That meant, or at least it did last time I checked it, going in with a bit of caution and watching your back."

"Oh, it wasn't a problem," Dean said, swaying. "Perfectly normal natural sorta ghosts. They were just having a beach party, see."

"Beach party," Sam said, and giggled. He leaned against Dean. There were lipstick marks all over his collar.

"Sam can't hold his drink," Dean confided. "See, we were going to have a sword fight, but I said that I don't bring a sword to a shotgun party, and then this big guy in a pink shirt said it was a party and we had to have a -- have a -- have a drink first."

"Pink is a pretty colour," Sam informed the room.

"And I was totally all right to drive," Dean insisted. "'xcept this lady said that she'd drive instead. And I never say no to a lady. Right?"

"Right," Sam agreed.

"Are you telling me that there's a ghost out there?" Bobby grabbed for the holy water.

"I wouldn't like to enter without an invitation," Unohana Retsu said, appearing in the doorway.

Bobby put down the holy water and slapped his forehead, hard. "Shit. Pardon my language. Might have known that you'd be involved, ma'am."

"Indeed you should," Unohana said. "And as for these boys --"

"Urgle," Sam said, and slumped to the floor.

"Nude volleyball!" Dean yelled.

Bobby raised an eyebrow.

Unohana smiled gently.