drabble for liralen - as hot as possible

[incandescens]

Title: Letter: as hot as possible
Requester: liralen
Series: Avatar / Bleach
Requested Characters: Zuko (Avatar) and Yoruichi (Bleach)
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/977311.html


Madam,

I accept that under the treaties which the Fire Empire has signed in the past, there exists a formal agreement which allows you to lay claim to my services for a period not exceeding one year. I am extremely grateful that you are prepared to consider the pact fulfilled with only one minor task on my part.

I would, however, be very interested to know why you want me to “light a fire under that moron Kisuke’s ass”, and what degree of heat you require.

And why do you ask if I am allergic to cats?

Zuko
Fire Emperor

Comments

[archangelbeth]

*giggles at the Fire Lord*

[incandescens]

Perhaps he should have booked a vacation for Yoruichi and Urahara to Ember Island...

[archangelbeth]

I would be concerned that there might not be much left of Ember Island afterward...

[incandescens]

... two birds with one stone? :)

[archangelbeth]

You do have a point there...

[liralen.livejournal.com]

*just falls over giggling*

I can just see it now. I love that...especially with the title as the most succinct of answers. Lovely what you do with words.

Thank you so much!

[incandescens]

A pleasure! Very glad you liked it.

[cat-i-th-adage.livejournal.com]

A year? That must have been some treaty.

I love how formal and polite he's being.

[incandescens]

Probably the exact historical details are heavily sealed. :)

I think he can turn on the court manners when he has to - he just doesn't bother most of the time.