should not snicker, should not snicker

[incandescens]

After watching some of the relevant they-should-be-mating frenzies, I find myself fascinated as to whether some of the enthusiastic slashers out there who seize on every film with strong male leading characters . . .

. . . will find themselves moved to do something with Freddy Vs Jason, aka Claws Meet Hockey Mask.

I mean, you've got tragic protagonists, violence between the characters (which we all know means they just want to be having a relationship really), and, well.

Actually, don't tell me if you do find any. I'm not sure I want to be permanently scarred. (So to speak.)

Comments

[solaas.livejournal.com]

This just out: Your brain has been declared to be a hazardous material. The Hazmats will be by shortly. ;)

[cpip.livejournal.com]

I hurt with hurtiness. Just for this, I'm tempted to write some and send it to you, you know.

[archangelbeth]

If I knew more of the, er, characterization... I, too, would be tempted to try my hand.

Thank goodness, I don't have enough data.

Whew.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

I've never seen a Freddy flick either.

Hmmm. But I know Freddy works in Nightmares... and Jason must have a lot of them, warped and twisted and undead as he is... if he's able to have them... maybe he's not...

Which is why he intrigues Freddy, who couples with the images of Jason that appear in other people's nightmares! That's it! And so, overcome by lust for this dreamlike figure, he finds a way to tear through to the real world and engages in weird kinky blood-play with Jason!

Why couldn't I have seen this before?

[summer-queen.livejournal.com]

*puts her inner eyes out*

Really, some pain was NEVER meant to be shared. ^_~