Apr. 19th, 2006

incandescens: (Carnivale 5)
First day back at work wasn't too bad. We've been given a new set of guidance on handling chemotherapy coding in the new classification, which meant that we could settle a number of queries by saying "go look at the guidance". Of course, given the guidance is very complex, we're just waiting for a new set of queries saying "we do not understand the guidance".

A load of my coworkers went bowling tonight. I didn't. I had a lovely peaceful evening.

I find I'm rereading my older Charlotte Macleod books, the Balaclava University ones. The later ones got a bit too contrived, or even actively nasty, and the Sarah Kelling ones never quite caught me in the same way (except for The Plain Old Man, because it all takes place during a production of The Sorcerer and I have to appreciate that), but the older ones still make me smile.

---

The Iron Shoes

Seven long years I looked for you.
I wore seven pairs of iron shoes.
I ate seven loaves of iron bread.
I climbed seven iron mountains
until I reached this shore.

Here, it is always summer.
Here, the grass is soft underfoot, plums
and peaches fall sweet and ripe
right into our outstretched hands.
We lie at night on sheets edged with lace.

Why is it I cannot sleep?
I lie on the royal pillows,
the wind of your breath rises and falls,
a sliver of moon travels over the hills,
and I wait for sleep to come.

When I dream, I am on that road once more.
I follow a trail of purpose and will,
my legs are strong, and you
my dear are the moon
on the distant horizon.

I know iron. I know its weight. Its taste.
The rise and fall
of black, black hills.
Seven long years I looked for you.
Now I'm lost in this gentle green land.

-- Johnny Clewell
incandescens: (Flying Jacket)
Saw this performed ages ago in a marvellous version of the Mikado set in an English seaside resort in the 30s. This particular song had its lyrics rewritten by the actor, who just happened to be Eric Idle . . . (I should note that his version of Ko-Ko had a heavy Cockney accent and grammar.)

KO-KO:
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list -- I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And never would be missed -- they never would be missed!
There's weightlifters and bodybuilders, people of that sort,
Bank robbers who retire to Spain the minute they get caught,
Bishops who don't believe in God -- Chief Constables who do --
All people who host chat shows and the guests who's on them too,
And customs men who fumbling through your underwear insist
I don't think they'd be missed -- I'm sure they'd not be missed!

CHORUS:
He's got them on the list -- he's got them on the list,
And they'll none of them be missed -- and none of them be missed!

KO-KO:
There's the people with pretentious names like Justin, Trish, and Rob,
And the gynaecologist -- I've got him on the list!
All muggers, joggers, buggers, floggers, people who play golf,
They never would be missed -- they never would be missed!
All waitresses who make you wait, accountants of all kinds,
All actresses who kiss and tell and wiggle their behinds,
And pouncy little singers who to entertain us try
By dressing up like women and by singing far too high
And who on close observance must be either stoned or pissed
I don't think they'd be missed -- I'm sure they'd not be missed!

CHORUS:
He's got them on the list -- he's got them on the list,
And they'll none of them be missed -- and none of them be missed!

KO-KO:
There's the beggars who write letters from the Inland Revenue
And the gossip columnist -- I've got him on the list!
All critics and comedians and opera singers too
They never would be missed -- they never would be missed!
All traffic wardens, bankers, men who sell Venetian blinds,
All advertising chappies and Australians of all kinds,
And nasty little editors whose papers are the pits
Who fill their rags with gossip and with huge and floppy... writs.
And girls who sell the stories of the Tories they have kissed
But you must have got the gist -- 'Cause none of them'd be missed!

CHORUS:
You may put them on the list -- you may put them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed -- And none of them be missed!
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Title: a meeting of like minds
Requester: urbia
Requested Topic: Kagami and Ichimaru Gin
Series: GetBackers / Bleach crossover
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/398869.html

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