quiet day

[incandescens]

My brain is running dry today, I'm short on inspiration,
My stories have all petered out, the scenes lack proper words;
I'll go and bury head and eyes in comics of most dubious guise
Where heroes take a dozen frames to flex their mighty swords.

---

BLOOD PHOENIX LIAN DU. The daughter of infamou brigands, her family leads a prestigious band of thieves. Blood Phoenix is naturally talented in martial arts and at the tender age of 15 she had already commanded considerable respect among the thieves. Her "Golden Saber" once chopped down a pair of fearsome iron palms which belonged to her brother, "Blood Chain Bai Dui". He had touched her face with unwashed hands after relieving himself! She is obsessively anal retentive and particular about cleanliness, finding satisfaction in cutting off countless hands that she deems soiled. This coupled with her ruthlessness has made even the most fearsome foes shudder upon hearing her name. DUSTLESS ROBES PHOENIX BATHES IN BLOOD -- LIAN DU. -- from The Four Constables, Tony Wong and Andy Seto

Comments

[nojojojo.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I've always wanted to chop off the hands of guys who don't wash after wee-wee. I like this Lian Du.

[incandescens]

You should see her reaction when one of the heroes leaves a dirty footmark on her robes.

[multiplexer.livejournal.com]

Just for you, I just watched Kill Bill v1 and v2 back to back in a spree of pointless martial arts butchery and spraying blood!

[incandescens]

I'm touched and appreciative.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

I want to change my name to Blood Phoenix Lian Du or something like that. Maybe people would respect me more, inasmuch as my real name sounds like a toilet cleanser.

[incandescens]

Go for it! You might start a trend.