Challenge: Men Don't Wear Dresses

[incandescens]

Whoops, mis-cross-posted. This should have gone to only just_100. Oh well.


"It's a dress."

"No, it's a robe."

"It's a dress. It's a fucking orange dress."

"He says it's a robe and I'm not going to argue with him."

"Why's he wearing a robe, anyhow?"

"He says that he's Enlightened because he's spent years in monasteries becoming sensitised to the deep meaningfulness of life."

"Then he rips the heads off intruders."

". . . well, yeah, but he says it's deeply meaningful."

"So who made him the 'robe'?"

"Kakei Sakura."

"And do Buddhist robes usually have lace trimming and petticoats?"

"No . . ."

"He's within earshot."

"Hey, Fudou! Nice robe!"

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[solaas.livejournal.com]

Let it be known that I worship the very keyboard you tap your divinely evil fingers on.

[rvdammit.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

[archangelbeth]

{subliminal} Kilts, you know you want to... {/subliminal}