drabble for acern -- always trust your client

[incandescens]

Title: always trust your client
Requester: acern
Series: Phoenix Wright / Harry Potter
Requested Topic: Phoenix defending another character (Ed from FMA? Rukia? Voldemort? Tsuzuki?)
Due to http://incandescens.livejournal.com/685692.html


"Don't worry, Mr Voldemort," Phoenix said reassuringly. "I'm sure these allegations of mass murder and torture are nothing but mistakes, and this whole 'Death Eater' thing is unjustified persecution of a harmless knitting society. As soon as the police find the real culprit, you'll be free in no time. But there is just one question . . ."

"Yes?" his noseless, black-robed client hissed.

"You are actually innocent, right?"

"Of course I am, mudblood minion," his client whispered hoarsely, his glowing eyes staring into Phoenix's own as he played with his pet giant snake.

"Oh well, that's all right then," Phoenix said, reassured.

Comments

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

GLEE

[incandescens]

The client is innocent! Trust the client!

[acern.livejournal.com]

Ah, Phoenix, I love how blatantly stupid you are. <3

[incandescens]

It's half the fun of the game!

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

You'd have thought Phoenix would know better after Matt Engarde. This is great.

[incandescens]

Thank you!

[bravecows.livejournal.com]

*giggles forever*

[incandescens]

Most kind!