Youkai On Motorbikes
Feb. 26th, 2003 12:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
incandescensBicycles, bikes . . . so who's to say that nobody else in the entire Saiyuki universe has motorised transport? I look forward to seeing a squad of Youkai On Motorbikes some day. "Faster, Jiipu! Faster!"
(No, not "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill!" Where do I get these associations from?)
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I'm going to regret this, but . . . original's by Cole Porter, I don't know who the parody's by, and it'll be a miracle if it gets past my workplace's nannyware.
YOU’RE THE TOP
You’re the top!
You’re Miss Pinkham’s tonic.
You’re the top!
You’re a high colonic.
You’re the burning heat of a bridal suite in use.
You’re the breasts of Venus
You’re King Kong’s penis,
You’re self-abuse.
You’re an arch
In the Rome collection.
You’re the starch
In a groom’s erection.
I’m a eunuch who
Has just been through an op,
But if, Baby, I’m the bottom
You’re the top.
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(No, not "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill!" Where do I get these associations from?)
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I'm going to regret this, but . . . original's by Cole Porter, I don't know who the parody's by, and it'll be a miracle if it gets past my workplace's nannyware.
YOU’RE THE TOP
You’re the top!
You’re Miss Pinkham’s tonic.
You’re the top!
You’re a high colonic.
You’re the burning heat of a bridal suite in use.
You’re the breasts of Venus
You’re King Kong’s penis,
You’re self-abuse.
You’re an arch
In the Rome collection.
You’re the starch
In a groom’s erection.
I’m a eunuch who
Has just been through an op,
But if, Baby, I’m the bottom
You’re the top.
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