crime meme

[incandescens]

If you were to spot me being hauled off in a police car, what would you suspect was my "crime"?

Post your reply here as a comment here, then echo this question on your LJ to find out what folks think of you.

Comments

[rvdammit.livejournal.com]

Yarnicide? Knitting a loud and obnoxious jumper?

[incandescens]

I don't kill yarn, I just enslave it.

[joasakura.livejournal.com]

"This morning, former PM Tony Blair was found trapped in a knitted straightjacket and poodle hat. The suspect, a woman from leeds, was heard by reporters shouting "YOU'RE NEXT, GEORGE!"

[incandescens]

Tempter!

[mollpeartree.livejournal.com]

Grand Theft Noro!

[incandescens]

Now there's a serious temptation.

[boymonster.livejournal.com]

It's a police escort. They're just being a little rough trade about it.

[incandescens]

Gee, thanks, I think.

[rfrancis]

First Degree Drabble

[incandescens]

Concise!

[xsmoonshine.livejournal.com]

Producing deadly mindblowing crossover drabbles. But it wasn't your fault. The voices (on the internets) told you to!

[incandescens]

They do. All the time.

[archangelbeth]

Garroting a particularly bad-handwriting doctor with a circular needles thingie! Muwhahha!

[incandescens]

Now that's far too easy to imagine.